The day started off like every other day of my life, great verbal
fights with the old lady. As I was in my room avoiding the beast I got a txt
from Kate asking if I wanted to go to subway, Sure course I do, any thing to
get away from here, But NO! The beast doesnít want me leaving. Fuck you
I'm outa here, I then met up with Stacey and Kate (who was driving Staceyís
car) at the store down the road. We arrived at subway and I realized I wasnít
exactly in eating mood. After the girls had had a small munch we were back on
the road looking for something to doÖ A few random driving maneuvers and
drops of my phone later we arrived at elders pad to once again be bored, then
out of the blue ol Bas pulls up in the horn, and after a few bored mins of standing
around we decided town was a good idea, I jumped into the Sentra with Stacey
and Kate and headed back in,
Kate at the time had a bad cough and the whole way back shed cough and slam
on the accelerator causing some spillage of drink and dropage of phone and the
occasional bangage of head. We reached the mall well before the others who had
gone to fetch matt, so after some pointless walking around the mall we headed
over to the mighty land of plastic structures, metal bars and a great big green
boat (I think itís called a playground). Becoming excessively board we
were trying to see what fun we could do when it came to us that it would be
a great time for a party, good old elder volunteered to host the thing but the
main issue was getting sum alchyÖ We somehow then ended up watching the
cat in the hat movie where upon I found my new favorite quote, ìDirty
Hoeî. Then came the great and mighty feasting at the wonderful stupendousÖ
disgustingly fatty smelling KFC! After going to fetch giving and credit who
was getting us sum beers, so after loading our 72 beers and bottle of wine into
the Sentra we rolled on up to elders pad. We watched a movie of sum sort and
cracked out the beers, which is where I had my first laugh, Stacey was sure
they were pop tops so everyone was getting elder to open the lids with the opener
of bottles, where as I just picked up a beer, sat back and twisted the top of
and watched the idiots at work. After about three beers I headed outside to
have a think about the fact I wasnít allowed back home due to the argument
I had had that morning, about 10 mins or so later I hear Stacey calling out,
after a quick chat ol bas is down looking for the second box of beers, deciding
id stop at four I headed back inside to realize credit had almost doubled the
amount of everyone else, in half the time.. I thought it best I take his phone
and wallet, and everyone else's for that matter, I also had to run back down
to the Sentra and grab the keys someone had left in the back. Pocketing these
for safe keeping I headed back up to an amusing dance going on to the stereo
and busted out the jiggleitalitleitwilcomeloose and the LOOK AT MY HOOVES which
was quite entertaining at the time. As the music died down and more beer was
properly disposed of, matt Gav Stacey Kerryn and Elder headed up to the spar,
I was left to throw peanuts at credit and bas who were still having a drink,
I then was told they wanted to skull some wine, so ok back of down to the Sentra
to get it out and back again to find credit looking a bit woozy.. So ok Bas
and Credit having a good chug on the wine and Bas being the better man let Credit
skull the rest, by this time everyone was back from the spar, Elder had the
camera and decided he would stick around until Credit hurled... And hurled he
did!! Four times, almost half a bucket worth, we then decided we had better
take him outside to get some airÖ Yeah me and Bas, took him outside where
he said he would run down the road in his boxers, by this time I had sobered
up pretty well so I went back inside to grab the camera from Elder, Then back
out to film ol Credit doing his party trick. Running down the road filming I
realized bas was singing about various kinds of beer that AKA supports and some
such shit. We reached the bottom and after some extensive bargaining Credit
agreed to run UP the hill with nothing on, ok... this is going to be funny I
thought, but how can I do it with out seeing to much assÖ After much thinking
I thought looking at his head with the camera facing down low would be the best
bet... so up we went... and left... And right... and left and rightÖ I
think hed prolly imagine he was running in a straight line or somethingÖ
We got to the top and I took the camera inside to elder and everyone else who
were disgusted but at the same time laughing there asses off. Decided id had
enough I wanted to sleep, they threw Credit upstairs to sleep, after emptying
the bucket of chunder we left him there for a while and occasionally went to
check on him, after watching yet another movie we realized no one had gone to
see if he was ok, so I went up there to sleep as I wasnít going to be
able to with the racket down stairs. I went up and couldnít hear credit
breathingÖ so I kicked him several times until he did, satisfied with my
work I fell asleep on the couch.
And that my friends is my lovely account for the night..
Written by CollinZ