Review/Story 5: Alexia's Party
the day started with me waking up, having breakfast and loading the big horn with sleeping gear and a few items of clothing, I hoped in and made my way to the tapu store to fill up the gas tank and was soon on my way into thames when i got to the main street i droped off a few movies that mara had rented and started off on my quest to find some of my freinds, my first trip wasa to logans house, i didnt even make it all the way up when i found him walking down the hill so i stopped and had a chat for a while but he had to go as he was on his way to watch 'the cat in the hat' with some lil kids he was looking after or something like that. so i made my way to collinz house where just as i pulled up i saw syks van pull in and collins and syks both jumped out and they showed me there ingeneous idea for a present for alexia, the instructions and label for there to be completed prodgect the "aka funnel" designd and built by 'collins and syks get drunk quick incorperated' so of to town we went to score a funnel and a meter of hose from the alltrusty payless plastic, and of coarse what gift is complete withoput several meters of ribbon from you save surplace, so with that project completed all that was left was a present from me.... hrrm a long think later i decided on something rather original and none to costly to aquire... a road cone! the first step was to locate some roadworks in thames, park the big horn walk around throw the orange creation in the passenger seat and leave. simple now to deposit the cone at collins house and we made our various paths to logans house where we watched a dvd while logan was out and got his brother and our good freind loyd to buy us some beer, back to collins house to load his fridge with my 15 tui, a 12 pack of speights another 12 export 12 wood stock and i cant even remember what else, his mum was amazed by the supplies we had aquired for 4 people and had a good laugh at us. then it was back home for me to have a shower and a feed head back to town get the beer and the cone and head to the post office which was the party location for the night. we rolled up the stairs and greeted alexias perants who were watchin over the party to make sure we didnt trash there office, they were really cool and wished us a good time and left us in peace, we played a few games of pool, busted out the beer and started to get drunk! after a number of beers and some insane sofa bmx'ing we were getting on the way and gavin busted iut our favurite party dice.. A great game that consists of spinning a spintop and performing the alocated action on the individual pointed out by the dice... great fun but after a wee while we decided it would be a good idea to test the funnel!we chugged furiously away at the beer and after everyone had had several goes we were all quite intoxicated and on a certain visit to the mens room i remember seeing collins having a chat to the air freshener.. how amusing i thought so i had a talk to it aswell and then headed back for another go on the funnel after finishing the rest of my beer and a woodstock i headed back to the men's to find my freind mr fresh air lying face down on the ground! whoa mate youve had a bit much i sayd to it and put it right back on his shelf! when i reternd it was about time to vacate the area as alexias father had a class in the english language school the folowing morning so me collins and credit all hoped in alexias car followed shortly by our freind kerryn and we began down the road, not far on the way collins started feeling extreemly nauseous and out of no where a bowl apeared which he filled to the brim with vomit, he tried to throw it out the window but missed spilling it all down the door of alexias car!, he filled the bowl about 3 more times before we arived at the destination and me, collins and credit hopped out of the car and it drove into the night, we were at collins house and he crashed right out on the lawn and spewd up some more untill his mum came out and took him inside, we were just about to give in to the fatefull sleep but at that moment scuzins came around the corner with another box of beer and we took of to the school playground to polish it off. i decided it would be a good idea to climb the slide but sliped and some how broke my thumb (my appogys if this story is vague but my memory is very sketchy around this part of the night!) we found our way to micheals house where i comad and apparently micheal and credit found and draind a bottle of brandy, i awoke at around 6 am to find scuzins and crdit stiring so we busted out the x box for a while and tried to sit out the hang over, drinking alot of water and sitting around we recived a text from logan saying there was something interesting in the paper so up we got and walked to the local store to purchase a copy of the herald, while there we bought a sizeable munch and i made an ass of my semi drunken self by trying to eat the recipt handed to me by the shope keeper and we were off feasting on pies and icecreams, not long after our good freind collins came down from his house with his x box and a few multi played games of halo later stacey and gavin turned up we sat around talking and messing around. for the life of me i cant remember what happened after that but im sure at some stage i endd up at home and now a week later im writing this report, well hope you enjoyed it.
By Bas Zondag